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Little Johnny's dad had to go out of town on a business trip. So he squats down to have a serious talk with Johnny. "Johnny, I have to go out of town for a few days. So you have to be the man of the house and take care of everything for me. Can you do that?"
Johnny stands up straighter and replies proudly, "I will Dad!"
When his Dad came home he asked Johnny how everything was.
Johnny said, "Everything's fine now, but we almost lost Mom"
Alarmed, Dad asked, "What do you mean?!"
Johnny said, "Well, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and when I passed your room I heard something and stopped and looked into the room. Mom was yelling, 'Oh God, I'm coming', and if Uncle Bob wasn't holding her down she would have gone!"