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Little Johnny can't sleep. So he gets up and enters his parents bedroom. It's not too late and his folks are caught in a very revealing and compromising position. Johnny is shocked! "Daddy! Mommy! What's wrong! Are you okay?" he asks hesitantly.
His father being the quick thinker that he is stammers, "Uhm! Your mommy and I are, ummm, making you a baby brother or sister to play with. It takes a while and it looks funny but that's how it's done."
Little Johnny thinks for a while and nods in satisfaction. His dad is extremely pleased and sends him back to bed.
A week later, Johnny is bawling his head off on the front porch.
"What's wrong Johnny?" asked his worried father.
"You know my baby brother you and mommy were making?"
Little Johnny cries, "Well, while you were at work, mommy let the mailman in and he ate my baby brother!!"