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Two ropes walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender says. "Hey we don't serve ropes in here."

Both ropes get up and step outside. One rope says "I'm going to find another bar" and the other rope starts to ruffle and tie himself in a knot. "Well I'm going back in there, who does he think he is"

So the rope goes back into the same bar. When the bartender comes over and spots the same rope he says. "Hey didn't I just tell you that I don't serve ropes?...."

The rope says "Yep" and then the bartender asks "You are a rope aren't you?"

The rope replies "I'm a frayed knot."


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