Dirty Joke of the Day

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Dad and Dave are down on the farm as usual and Dad says to Dave,"Now Dave, I think your old enough to work by yourself so I want you to go to the far paddock and plough it up"

"Right 'o Dad" says Dave and heads out to the paddock.

At dinner time Dad heads out to see how Dave is going and arrives just as he is finishing up the ploughing. Dad inspects the job and says, "Dave you have done a fine job of ploughing except for those two patches you have left in far corner"

"Well Dad" says Dave "That first patch is special cause thats where I had me first shag"

"Well boy" says Dad with a tear in his eye "I proud of me boy finally becoming a man , "whats the second patch for?"

"Well Dad, thats where her mother was standing at the time"

"Her mother!" says Dad in shock "What did she have to say?"

"Mooooo" replies Dave.