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A main is away in Thailand on a business trip. He is on his way home and walking through the airport when he notices a machine in the corner of the departure lounge. On closer inspection, he sees a small hole in the middle of the machine, with a sign reading "Wife away from home, 25c!"

Feeling the lust in his loins, he looks around and sees he is alone. He drops his pants, inserts the quarter and sticks his old man in the hole. The machine starts to spring into life, rumbling and whering, until the man suddenly passes out on the floor.

Minutes later he awakes and looks at his todger, only to see it pissing with blood accompanied by a nice shirt button firmly attached to his prick.