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This jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport on its Final approach. The pilot comes over the plane’s intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson. We’re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation. "Well," says the skipper, "first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I’m gonna take that new stewardess out for supper - you know, the one with the huge boobs. I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her all night."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She’s so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn-off the intercom.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he’s gotta take a shit first."


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