Dirty Jokes for you and we need you to rate them for us!. Check out our Dirty Jokes links to get started with your laughs!

Dirty Jokes - start here if you want to see them all

Best Dirty Jokes - based on our surfers ratings

Dirty Joke of the Day - Picked fresh daily from our thousands of dirty jokes

New Dirty Jokes - Newest Dirty Jokes that we have

Random Dirty Jokes - Totally Random dirty jokes. This is the place to rate dirty jokes!

There is a traveling dildo salesman. He knocks on a woman's door and she allows him in. He states: "I have a dildo worth 10 dollars, another worth 20 dollars, and another worth 30 dollars".

She looks them over and finally asks him: "How much for the silver dildo?" He contemplates for a second and says "um...150 dollars."

She says: "ok, I'll take it". He leaves.

Later that day he's back at the office and his boss asks him what he sold that day. The salesman replies: "I sold three 10 dollar dildos, seven 20 dollar dildos, two 30 dollar dildos, and I got 150 bucks for my thermos!!".