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A man walks by a pet store and sees a sign that says bullfrog $1500. He goes in and asks the clerk why it is $1500. The clerk says, "It will give the best blow job you ever had. Try it out.

The guy does and says "You weren't joking." and decides to buy it.

About two hours later his wife comes home and sees milk, flour and eggs all over the kitchen and the bullfrog on the counter. She asked her husband what was going on and he says, "As soon as I can teach that son of a bitch to cook biscuits your ass is gone."