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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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What men say, and what they mean....

1. "I'm going fishing"
- Means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety"

2. "It's a guy thing"
- Means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

3. "Can I help with dinner?"
- Means... "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

4. 'Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear"
- Means... Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response.

5. "It would take too long to explain"
- Means... "I have no idea how it works".

6. "We're going to be late"
- Means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac".

7. "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind"
- Means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra".

8. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard"
- Means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner".

9. "That's interesting dear"
- Means... "Are you still talking?"

10. "It's a really good movie"
- Means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women".

11. "That's women's work"
- Means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless".

12. "You know how bad my memory is"
- Means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday".

13. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses"
- Means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe".

14. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal"
- Means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt".

16. "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing"
- Means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon".

17. "I can't find it"
- Means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless".

18. "What did I do this time?"
- Means... "What did you catch me at?"

19. "I heard you"
- Means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

20. "You know I could never love anyone else"
- Means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse".

21. "You look terrific"
- Means... "Oh God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving!"

22. "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are"
- Means... "No one will ever see us alive again".

23. "We share the housework"
- Means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up".

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Mary: "My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once."

Jill: "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?"

Mary: "I said, 'If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off two?'"

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He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said...Well, you have succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation...

She: Get off of me, will ya!!

He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?

She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?

She: Getting a little flabby and chubby, aren't we?

She: Was that it???

She: Two minutes! Boy, that really must have really tired you out!

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