Top 5 Best Blonde Jokes

Current Rating: 4

A shapely Finnish blonde girl was a counselor at a girl's camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan "au natural", since this was private property. Suddenly, she heard male voices! She jumped up, stood in a crouch, and covered her bosom with crossed arms.

Two young men approached her, asking "Which way is it to the boy's camp on Wonder Lake?"

She said, "Oh, I know you guys, you just want me to point so you can see my titties!"

"No, no," they said, "we just want to know what direction we must go, we're lost."

"O.K., she said, straightening up standing on her right leg and lifting her left leg horizontally, she said, "It's over dat way."

Current Rating: 3.67

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

A: HO HO HO!

Current Rating: 3.5

3 blondes walked into a building.
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You would think one of them might have seen it!

Current Rating: 3.29

A blonde is working in a mental hospital. Her first night on the job, she visits her first patient. She sees the woman knitting, and asks her what she's doing.

The woman replies, "I'm knitting socks, so when I get out of here, my feet will stay warm."

The blonde replies, "That's nice," and goes to see her next patient. Upon entering his room, the blonde sees him knitting, and asks what he's doing.

The man replies, "I'm knitting a blanket so I can stay warm when I get out of here."

She replies, "That's nice," and continues to the third patient, who is lying on his bed, with a walnut on top of his dick. Shocked she asks him, "Sir, what the hell are you doing?"

He replies, "I'm never getting out of here, I'm fucking nuts!"

Current Rating: 3.28

Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!