Home
Random Jokes
Submit a Joke
Jokes by Email
Webmasters

Best Jokes
15 Newest Jokes
Joke of the Day Categories

Joke Search


Adult Humor
Blonde Jokes - Women
Blond Jokes - Men
Chuck Norris Facts
Anti Chuck Norris Facts
Clean Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Dirty Riddles
Funny Jokes
Funny Rhymes
Funny Riddles
Gay Jokes
Gross Jokes
Jack Bauer Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Lawyer Humor
   Lawyer Jokes
   Lawyer Riddles
Lesbian Jokes
Little Johnny Jokes
Man Humor
   Man Jokes
   Man Riddles
Political Humor
   Obama Jokes
   Political Jokes
   Political Riddles
   Bush Jokes
   Clinton Jokes
   Dick Cheney Jokes
Puns
Red Head Jokes
Red Neck Humor
   Red Neck Jokes
   Might be a Red Neck Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sports Humor
   Sports Jokes
   Golf Jokes
   Hunting Jokes
Toilet Humor
Woman Humor
   Woman Jokes
   Woman Riddles
Yo Momma Jokes







Top 5 Best Blond Jokes

Top 5 Best Blond Jokes according to the votes of our surfers.
Don't agree with these? Then rate all the Random Blond Jokes you can.
We have many other categories that need rating too!


Q: What do you call a good-looking brunette guy in between two blond guys?

A: An interpreter in need of an immediate rescue.

Current Joke Rating: 3.14

Rate This Funny Joke
5 - Hilarious Funny Joke!! 4 - Great Funny Joke 3 - Funny Joke 2 - OK Funny Joke 1 - NOT Funny Jokeblank image



Three blond men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.

Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Rate This Funny Joke
5 - Hilarious Funny Joke!! 4 - Great Funny Joke 3 - Funny Joke 2 - OK Funny Joke 1 - NOT Funny Jokeblank image



Q: What do you see when you look into a blond's eyes?

A: The back of his head.

Current Joke Rating: 3.11

Rate This Funny Joke
5 - Hilarious Funny Joke!! 4 - Great Funny Joke 3 - Funny Joke 2 - OK Funny Joke 1 - NOT Funny Jokeblank image



Three blond men are out fishing one afternoon talking about this and that when one of the men says, "You know, my wife did the strangest thing the other day. She came home with 100 lbs of meat. I only say this is strange because we're vegetarians and don't eat meat."

One of the other men says, "You think that's weird. My wife came home with 100 lbs of dog food the other day. I don't know what she was thinking. We don't even own a dog and I'm allergic to dogs."

The third blond man says, "Well, you think that's weird. I've got both of you beat. My wife recently won a cruise and she's going with some female friends. So, she was out shopping the other day getting ready for this cruise and she came home with 100 condoms. She doesn't even have a penis!"

Current Joke Rating: 3.09

Rate This Funny Joke
5 - Hilarious Funny Joke!! 4 - Great Funny Joke 3 - Funny Joke 2 - OK Funny Joke 1 - NOT Funny Jokeblank image



Q: What did the blond do when he discovered he had crabs?

A: He went to the beach to set them all free.

Current Joke Rating: 3.06

Rate This Funny Joke
5 - Hilarious Funny Joke!! 4 - Great Funny Joke 3 - Funny Joke 2 - OK Funny Joke 1 - NOT Funny Jokeblank image