Top 20 Best You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

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You Might be a Redneck if...

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

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You Might be a Redneck if...

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

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You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

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Your dead hunting dog has a bigger headstone than your mother.

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You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

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After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz".

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When a dog passes gas, you claim it.

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Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

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Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.

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You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.

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You drive down the highway with dogs in the back of your pickup.

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You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty.

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You think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size.

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The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57 Ford. and the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.

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You might be a redneck if...

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

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You might be a redneck if...

Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.