Top 20 Best You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

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You might be a redneck if...

Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

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You might be a redneck if...

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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You Might be a Redneck if...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

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You might be a redneck if...

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Your dead hunting dog has a bigger headstone than your mother.

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.

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Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

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Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

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Your truck can pass over a 55-gallon drum without touching it.

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The holidays aren't complete unless you go down to the "pen" and visit Momma.

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You've ever used coolers and grocery bags for luggage.

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Every magazine on your coffee table has a piece of toilet paper for a bookmark.

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Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

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Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

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The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."

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Your fax cover sheets make any mention of the word, "livestock".

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You might be a redneck if...

You have to duct tape your gloves on.

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You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

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You might be a redneck if...

You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.