30 Random Yo Momma Jokes30 Random Yo Momma Jokes Return to yo moma is so poor she got mad because I dropped a penny Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses! Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t! Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain! yo momma is so fat that she eats wheat thicks instead of wheat thins Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list! Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion! Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate! Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter! Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair! your momma so fat that when she walks down the streets the street lights come on Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters! Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket! no afence yo momas breath is wack she dosent need a tick or a tack she needs the whole dam pack i dont meen to be mean yo moma neds listreen not a sip not a swallow but the whole dam bootle. Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot! Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!" Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck! Yo' momma's feet are so big, Bozo's envious! Yo' momma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says, "WEL!" Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling! Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off! Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it! Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white! Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture! Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, "Wheeee!" Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey! Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "It's Halloween already?!" |