30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes30 Random You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes Return to You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. You might be a redneck if... You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see if it would float. You might be a redneck if... You've ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions. You might be a redneck if... You call your boss "Buddy" or "Dude" on a regular basis. You might be a redneck if... You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and Cousin Sue Ellen to walk by. You might be a redneck if... After the creek floods your house, your wife wants new carpeting, and you say, "Why? It just got cleaned!" You might be a redneck if... People come to your house to ask if they can hunt on your front lawn. You might be a redneck if... You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair. You Might be a Redneck if... You've got more than one brother named, "Darryl." You might be a redneck if... You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. You might be a redneck if... You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. You might be a redneck if... You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. You might be a redneck if... You believe books are bad luck. You might be a redneck if... Your house gets more than eight mpg. You might be a redneck if... You drive more than five miles to engage in a spitting contest. You might be a redneck if... You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. You might be a redneck if... The branches on your family tree criss-cross so much that it looks more like a family trellis. You might be a redneck if... You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt. You might be a redneck if... Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. You might be a redneck if... You missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty. You might be a redneck if... You drove yourself to elementary school. You might be a redneck if... You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. You might be a redneck if... Your wading boots double as dress pants. You might be a redneck if... You've ever worn shorts to a funeral. You might be a redneck if... Flannel is your favorite color. You might be a redneck if... You spit chewing tobacco in the plants. You might be a redneck if... You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. You might be a redneck if... Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. You might be a redneck if... You have to honk the horn to get the chickens out of the driveway when you come home. You might be a redneck if... You've ever hit a bump on the road and lost half of your worldly possessions. |