New Yo Momma Jokes

Added on January 11th

Yo mama's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang!

Added on December 14th     Submitted by: Priya

Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!

Added on December 6th     Submitted by: Gazilionare

Yo mamma is so old she has Jesus in her yearbook

Added on December 6th     Submitted by: Austyn McCubbins

yo mama is like a broken shotgun no mater how many cocks she can't be loaded

Added on December 5th     Submitted by: Kechupandliqer

Your mama is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to makeup her mind

Added on December 1st     Submitted by: selena

yo mama so stupid she putt paper on the television and called it paper view

Added on April 2nd     Submitted by: Rayan

yo mama so fat she had to use tickle me Elmo as a vibrator!

Added on June 25th     Submitted by: hugo

Yo' momma's so old that when i slapped her in the back her tits fell off

Added on March 13th     Submitted by: lateef_1

yo momma is so poor when i went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner

Added on January 10th     Submitted by: jorge

yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

Added on December 11th     Submitted by: Gazilionare

Yo mamma is so old Jesus sat with her in the third grade.

Added on November 29th

yo momma's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

Added on November 26th     Submitted by: joe brringer of bacan!!

yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the widow she got arrested for mooning

Added on November 8th     Submitted by: DEON JORDAN

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE TOILET AND THE TOILET SAID ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME

Added on November 2nd     Submitted by: Tim Jackson

Yo Moma is like Burger King, have it your way.