New You Might be a Red Neck If Jokes

Added on February 2nd     Submitted by: Dave Munter

You may be a redneck if...

Your idea of an "Automatic Windshield Washer" is to tie Junior to the hood of your truck with a bottle of Windex and a clean T-shirt.

Added on February 1st     Submitted by: Your Mom

You might be a redneck...

If your bass boat cost more than your house

Added on January 27th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.

Added on January 10th

You might be a redneck if...

There is a pig in your family tree

Added on December 15th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

Added on June 15th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

Added on September 25th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

Added on September 22nd

You Might be a Redneck if...

You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

Added on July 16th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

Added on January 17th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your dog goes "oink!"

Added on January 11th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.

Added on January 7th

You Might be a Redneck if...

Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.

Added on December 6th

You might be a redneck...

If your truck doesn't fit through the bank's drive-thru

Added on November 29th

You Might be a Redneck if...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

Added on October 16th

You Might be a Redneck if...

You have a refrigerator just for beer.