New Man Riddles

Added on October 15th

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Added on June 20th

Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Added on May 3rd

Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the rope.

Added on March 9th

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?

A: It saves them a lot of time.

Added on March 7th

Q: How do we know men invented maps?

A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Added on February 8th

Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

A: Big Foot has been spotted a few times.

Added on January 29th

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted

Added on January 12th

Q: What's the difference between a man and a hog?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night long, just to fuck some pig.

Added on January 11th

Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

A: Any place without a drive-up window.

Added on January 5th

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: "It's cute... but can it pick up peanuts?"