New Man Riddles

Added on December 22nd

Q: How do men exercise on the beach?

A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Added on December 21st

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?

A: You mean there IS a difference?

Added on December 15th

Q: Why do men name their penis?

A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

Added on November 19th

Q: What's the best way to make a man do sit ups?

A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Added on November 4th

Q. What are the three types of men?

A. The handsome, the caring and the majority

Added on October 15th

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Added on June 20th

Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Added on May 3rd

Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the rope.

Added on March 9th

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?

A: It saves them a lot of time.

Added on March 7th

Q: How do we know men invented maps?

A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?