New Lesbian Jokes

Added on January 23rd     Submitted by: rl

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: How fast can they go?

A: Lickety split.

Added on January 17th

Q: Why do lesbians like 600 pound women with yeast infections

A: Because it is like a whopper with cheese

Added on December 21st     Submitted by: Rebecca

Q: If all good Christians go to the promised land after they die, where do all good lesbians go?

A: liquor-land

Added on December 15th

My lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for Christmas...

I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.

Added on December 15th

Q: Why do lesbians go to Cabela's?

A: Because they don't like Dick's.

Added on December 15th     Submitted by: Cassandra

They came out with a new drug for depressed lesbians.........its called Tri-cocs-agen.

Added on December 6th

Q: What is the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?

A: 60lbs. and a flannel shirt.

Added on December 6th

Q: What did the lesbian gas station attendant say when the leggy blonde pulled in?

A: Mind if I check under your hood?

Added on December 1st

Q: What do you call a lesbian will fat fingers?

A: Well Hung!!

Added on November 8th

Two lesbians are walking down the street, when one spots a gorgeous blonde walking down the other side of the street...one turns to the other and says "I'd like to eat THAT!"

The second looks over and replies, "Naah, she's hung like a donut!"