New Funny Riddles

Added on July 11th

Q: What medical condition is associated with Nudists?

A: Clothes-trophobia

Added on July 9th

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?

A: Loss of memory.

Added on June 25th

Q: Why do tropical fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Added on June 25th

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P

Added on April 17th

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after matting?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Added on April 15th

Q: What has 4 wheels and flys?

A: A garbage truck.

Added on March 17th

Q: How did Irish dancing get started?

A: Too much Guinness and not enough restrooms!

Added on March 17th

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Added on March 12th

Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?

A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

Added on March 4th

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Hey! Who wants to rides bikes!?