New Dirty RiddlesThe most recently added 10 New Dirty Riddles. Please rate as many Random Dirty Riddles as you feel like. Back to Added on March 15th Q: What do you call 2 skunks doing a 69? Added on March 12th Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Added on March 12th Q: How do you get even with a blind guy? Added on January 11th Q: Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? Added on December 6th Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? Added on November 28th Q: Why do deaf women have to wear tight pants? Added on November 28th Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? Added on October 16th Submitted by: ashley Q: What did the chicken say during sex? Added on October 15th An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about seventeen ransacking the place. He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!" Added on October 15th Q: What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? |