New Dirty Riddles

Added on March 15th

Q: What do you call 2 skunks doing a 69?

A: Odor Eaters

Added on March 12th

Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?

A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Added on March 12th

Q: How do you get even with a blind guy?

A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Added on January 11th

Q: Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

A: So they can run their fingers through their hair!

Added on December 6th

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Added on November 28th

Q: Why do deaf women have to wear tight pants?

A: So you can read their lips!

Added on November 28th

Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?

A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"

Added on October 16th     Submitted by: ashley

Q: What did the chicken say during sex?

A: Cock i do i do

Added on October 15th

An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about seventeen ransacking the place. He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"

The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together. The old man tried hard and tried hard, but he couldn't get up an erection. Finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped. "I'm afraid...I'm going to have to...call the police...after all."

Added on October 15th

Q: What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

A: Slap the bitch.