New Chuck Norris FactsThe most recently added 15 New Chuck Norris Facts. Please rate as many Random Chuck Norris Facts as you feel like. Back to Added on August 7th Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Added on April 29th Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit. Added on March 12th Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian. Added on January 11th Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Added on January 10th Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes. Added on December 6th Submitted by: HanaBanana Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy. Added on October 16th Submitted by: Nathan Umandap When Chuck Norris was born, the doctors had to call the bomb squad Added on October 8th Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. Added on September 28th Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Added on August 17th Submitted by: Bill Sizemore Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris. Added on May 3rd Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Added on May 3rd Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. Added on April 25th Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Added on March 12th Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. Added on December 15th Chuck Norris successfully separated twins conjoined at the head by roundhouse kicking them in the face. |