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A woman comes home with a duck under her arm. Her husband meets her at the door. She says "This is the pig I'm screwing". "That's not a pig, it's a duck," he replies "I was talking to the duck."
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A woman comes home with a duck under her arm. Her husband meets her at the door. She says "This is the pig I'm screwing". "That's not a pig, it's a duck," he replies "I was talking to the duck."
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